Excerpts from the Moon

Why the FUCK would I want to pay some creepy old man to look at my vagina?

I could have someone do that for free.

FUCK YOU, you stupid mother fucking doctor.

Don’t write off my very legitimate health concerns because you want to be a fucking creeper.

“Yes, i do believe you have that, given your history.  Now scoot down for me.”

Don’t act like there is no problem when, three fucking weeks ago, you decided it was necessary to scrape out the lining of my uterus; basically giving me an abortion even though I wasn’t motherfucking pregnant!

Oh, you want to place an iud?  And that means I have to give you over $700?  RIGHT NOW?

Funny.  You didn’t mention that when you did your “consultation” with me while I was in the hospital.  It’s okay tho.  I’m sure you just fucking forgot.

And what tact.  Telling me I’m lucky to be alive and then walking out of the room.  As if I had no fucking idea how close I was to dying a few weeks ago.  Thanks again, for reinforcing that.  Asshole.